United States: I’m negotiating, but I don’t trust you to do what you say. You cheated in the past.
Iran: I’m negotiating too, but I don’t trust you either. You spied, you hacked, and you cheated in the past.
Great Britain: This is a sticky wicket. Can anyone séance Maggie?
France: un aller-retour pour Paris, s’il vous plait.
China: This agreement must have one from column two and two from column one.
Russia: Dah, Nyet, Tseluyu!
Israel: (Not at the Negotiations) Oy!
God: Are you watching this? Who made these people?”
American MOS: Iran? You did? What was your time?